Friday, May 10, 2013

Belly button lint and other funny things kids say

funny kid quotes
I couldn't help myself. I had to share a few more of the funny things the kids have said at school this week. The winner this week? It's a DOOZIE! I was laughing out loud.


3rd grade girl: "Ugh! Dillon is driving me nuts with a capitol Z!"


3rd grade girl: "The presni...the presnited state...Ms Shannon, what's the guy called that's in charge of the world?"


Me: Singing with a make-shift popsicle stick microphone to a song from the 70's. (I'm so ashamed)
3rd grade girl: "If you were my mom right now you'd totes embarrass me."


2nd grade boy: [saw a hand held mirror on the manager's desk] "What, does he think he's a girl or something?"
1st grade girl: "Boys can look in mirrors too, you know."


2nd grade boy: [trying to encourage another boy to keep climbing to the top of a pole] "Come on! Are you a man or a muppet?"


AND THE WINNER OF THE WEEK BY A LANDSLIDE:

2nd grade girl: "When my dad's sleeping, I like to put my finger in his belly button because there's a lot of gunk in there and I like to pick it out."

You did not just say that.

Enjoy your weekend!






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6 comments:

  1. lol....out of the mouths of babes! You could probably write a best seller about all the funny things kids say! Thanks for the chuckle!
    Linda
    mysewwhatblog

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    1. You're so right Linda! The crazy things I hear every day could fill a book! Thanks for reading! :)

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  2. these are great! and ps that last one makes me think - oh boy - what on earth will pearce tell her teachers one day!! hahahha

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    1. hahahaha You never can tell what they'll share!

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  3. It must be amazing to teach little kids hahaha
    Please keep sharing this stuff
    Thanks,
    Cris

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    1. I love working with kids - they do keep things lively and very interesting! :) Thanks for your comment Cris!

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