Belly button lint and other funny things kids say

I couldn't help myself. I had to share a few more of the funny things the kids have said at school this week. The winner this week? It's a DOOZIE! I was laughing out loud.

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3rd grade girl: "Ugh! Dillon is driving me nuts with a capitol Z!"

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3rd grade girl: "The presni...the presnited state...Ms Shannon, what's the guy called that's in charge of the world?"

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Me: Singing with a make-shift popsicle stick microphone to a song from the 70's. (I'm so ashamed)
3rd grade girl: "If you were my mom right now you'd totes embarrass me."

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2nd grade boy: [saw a hand held mirror on the manager's desk] "What, does he think he's a girl or something?"
1st grade girl: "Boys can look in mirrors too, you know."

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2nd grade boy: [trying to encourage another boy to keep climbing to the top of a pole] "Come on! Are you a man or a muppet?"

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AND THE WINNER OF THE WEEK BY A LANDSLIDE:

2nd grade girl: "When my dad's sleeping, I like to put my finger in his belly button because there's a lot of gunk in there and I like to pick it out."

You did not just say that.

Enjoy your weekend!
♥

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